Brain Junkfood Updates

Some good news and bad news about some upcoming Brain Junkfoods.

First, the bad news. I'm delaying You Are Empty until a slightly later time. Part of it is due to the fact that the game is longer than I anticipated, mostly due to how slow the game is. No, it's not my system, the game is really this damn slow.

Instead, I'll head on to the Painkiller Blowout, which was supposed to be the February-March editions. We'll start with PainKiller, Battle Out of Hell, Over Dose, and then a surprise game that utterly blows my mind due to its existence. No, really, I can't figure out why it exists. It is utterly laughable, and a nightmare to play. A funny nightmare, but only because it's that damn bad. At least Painkiller is awesome!

Last but not least, a few people have been asking me why I hated "X" Game. Well, for some upcoming Brain Junkfoods, I will answer those questions in a special called "What's So Bad About This?" Keeping with the Brain Junkfood tradition, they will be bizarre in story, but they also ruin the game those paying attention to what's going on. Those will be:

Dead Space 2
Singularity
Silent Hill 2
Left 4 Dead Series

Keep in mind that this is based on my opinion, and is meant for humor, not to change people's minds. Except for Silent Hill 2. If you actually cannot figure out how that one is dumb, then you need your head examined.



... That was a joke.