Special Top Ten From Hell: Top Ten Video Game Taunts

Back in the day, when Duke Nukem was fighting aliens and John Romero was trying to make you his bitch, FPS games had a taunt button. Now, nearly every game has some sort of taunt, but not a button for it. These quips could be goofy, or fit the theme of what game they were in. Here's my top ten taunts in video games.

10: What are you, some sort of scum sucking bottom feeding algae eater? (Duke Nukem 3D)

9: It's Howdy-Doody time kiddies! The bad man is here! (Blood 2: The Chosen)

8: You are weak as a baby fart! Go live in fear! (Shadow Warrior)

7: Gooey! And me without a spoon! (Blood)

6: Hiro got bitch smacked to oblivion! (Daikatana)

5: Don't make me laugh... Ha ha ha! It's official: You suck! (Mortal Kombat 9)

4: What are you gonna do, bleed on me? (Blood 2: The Chosen)

3: Time to redecorate in brain matter grey! (Duke Nukem Forever)

2: Another Day...Another corpse... Another reason... for me to hmm hmm... (Blood 2: The Chosen)

1: You little tiny dick! (Shadow Warrior)