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9:07: Here's some evidence. Let me put my ungloved hand in it! Also, let's defibrillate a guy on a metal gurney! And, no traffic cameras in Vegas? Really?
9:12: After the driver side door is crushed by a van, the dead woman has her arm sticking out of a hole in the middle of the car door. How did it get there? Did the van have a blade on it? Even then, her arm wouldn't be sticking out of it! The door is crushed! Inertia doesn't work like that. Even if there was a hole, her arm wouldn't fit in between the car and the van!
9:16: The ME, after just getting the woman's body, immediately notices she's three months pregnant due to her dilation, without looking. Also, why are the police amazed that the drunk guy survived the car accident?
9:18: The police find a scrap book full of the woman's pictures, complete with a letter written to the guy who made it from the woman. "He wasn't just drunk. He was stalking her!" Yes, because all stalkers get friendly letters from the people they're stalking. Though, the book is disturbing.
9:21: He's trying to kidnap her by killing himself and killing her accidentally. Oh, but its okay! He's out of his coma, so the first thing they do is ask him about what he did. You know, because he wouldn't need any recovery time or anything.
9:23: No traffic cams, but a warehouse a security camera aimed at a public road.
9:25: No traffic cams. Yet, no one noticed the traffic camera placed by the light until the warehouse camera showed it!!!
9:26: Our victim is ID'ed, so let's ID her again. Also, why did she stop in the middle of an intersection if she was on her way to work, and sober?
9:28: The CSI hires a guy who was a Death Doctor. I mean, assisted suicide. Also, seatbelt bruises are invisible until a black light shows them.
9:30: Let's mention something damning to one of the detectives in front of her whole team. That's professional!
9:32: Sidenote: A dangerous Ammonia leak in the local area. Where? No clue, because we'll learn more at 11. Thanks!
9:35: A report says that there is no team unity in the CSI team. Could have fooled me! Watch them argue and not get anything done!
9:36: Why wasn't the guy hurt by the airbag? That's unheard of! Also, a suspect hands you evidence. Don't grab a napkin or handkerchief, use your bare hands to take it!
9:40: When a lawyer asks if you have a warrant for evidence, you better have it, instead of passing it off as if it was nothing that important. Who needs a Warrant?
9:41 "You don't have a case against me with all the evidence that points to me as the killer. Why? Because, the drunk guy confessed." Good luck with that.
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Wait... that worked?
9:45: Guys with guns burst into a police station, steal a body, and shoot up the place. Who's more effective at fighting them, the police with guns, or the scientist with an artificial leg and a cane? Why, the one legged scientist, of course! Again, though.... how did they get through anyway?! Is the Las Vegas Police Department that bad?
Notice, though, that this scene comes out of nowhere and seems to have fuck-all to do with anything that has been going on for the past forty minutes.
9:48: Now that we killed one of the attackers (Russian Mob), let's put on our bullet proof vests to handle a dead body! On top of that, lets ask why they took the bum from the lab, and not, how did they pass through a police station's security without being noticed!!!
9:51: The lawyer hires the Russian Mob to break into a police station to steal a body that he planted at the crime scene because he didn't want that body found. Senseless step not with standing, why didn't the police all ready examine the body?
9:53: He has clothing fibers in his teeth (after being put through a wood chipper), but the damning evidence is the cufflink in his neck that no one knew was there until after the fact of him being put in a wood chipper. That's when they check the X-Ray!
9:56: Remember kids: When you die, your body is instantly changed to a hollow husk of skin!
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