The Top Ten From Hell: Dumbest Movie Moments in Horror Movies

Top Ten from Hell time. This time, I'll be covering the top 10 dumbest moments from horror movies. This is different from the weirdest moments because the scenes in this could make sense, but be absolutely stupid. Without further ado:

10: The sex scene in Cthulhu: I know I'm going to this movie in every review and top 10, but I have to due to the fact that this movie is the worst movie I've ever seen. The gay sex scene that appears for no reason other than to have a sex scene... which is reason for any movie to have a sex scene anyway. What makes this dumber, though, is the fact that scene comes from so far from left field, that the current writers of House, M.D. would be confused. And they've been coming up with more nonsensical plot lines than Dr. Seuss has written nonsense words.

9: "...Place your bets!!!" from Freddy vs Jason: The movie made no sense anyway, but the scene that tops it is Monica Keena growling "Freddy versus Jason: PLACE. YOUR. BETS!" I guess they needed to put the title of the movie in the movie... but the line is so over the top cheesy you could get constipation from it.

8: The ending of My Bloody Valentine 3D: It's a pet peeve of mine when its exposed that the main character is the movie villain. My Bloody Valentine 3D makes this pet peeve even worse. Why? Because for it to be true, Jensen Ackles' character would have to be in two places (sometimes three or four) at once for him to be the bad guy. I guess he could clone himself... or this was bad writing. I think its the latter.

7: Goth guy hitting on his sister in Tromeo and Juliet: ... I won't even dignify this with why. You can figure this one out.

6: The neck breaking kick from Orphan: A sedated, beaten up woman kicks a 34 year-old woman so hard, her neck breaks. There is NO WAY THIS WOULD WORK! Do you realize how much force would have to be applied to do this? More than a sedated, beaten up, tired woman who was put into a drug induced coma five hours before could ever do.

5: The Ending of The Forgotten: Seriously? Aliens made the entire populace of the word forget about one kid, except for his mother? And they're advanced?! Isn't that a huge flaw in their plan? You know, one that they may try not to overlook?

4: Danny's Imaginary Friend from The Shining (1984): Moving your finger does not activate your imaginary friend. And if he is a little boy that lives in your mouth... you may need a psychiatrist. And lots of thorozine.

3: The girl who puts her hands in the razor covered sleeves in Saw II: If you look at the top of the screen, the padlock with the key in it is obviously visible. Yet, she shoves in her hands in the sleeves, with razor blades cutting into her arm. Way to pay attention, dork-bitch.

2: "Trevor doesn't want a Yee-yee" from The Nun: The line doesn't make sense at all. Who's Trevor? What's a Yee-yee? And what is Trevor's problem with this "Yee-yee" thing? And why does a 17 year-old have a fucking gun?!

1: The Parrot guy from Day Watch: To put this in perspective, NightWatch had Olga, a woman cursed to become an owl. Day Watch has a parrot that becomes a man wearing a bright green jacket and pants, a bright pink shirt, and pink sunglasses. And all he does is scream. Why? Because... ah, fuck it. I have no clue other than the movie writers were either high or suffered a severe case of writer's block and had a pet parrot that screamed constantly. Either way, its a scary thought.